Cookies n' Milk

April 18, 2014 10:17 pm

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via twelve25ten)

10:16 pm 10:15 pm 10:40 am

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

(Source: idonthaveaboner, via you--go-glenn-coco)

10:37 am

Penny Date:
Rules:
1. Get dressed to go out and grab a penny. 
2. Let your husband choose a number between 10-20. This will be the number of times you flip the penny.
3. Pull out of the driveway and begin. Heads is right. Tails is left.
4. Every time you come to an intersection, flip the penny and turn the corresponding direction.

5. Once you get to the number stop. Look around. Make a date where you are. Grocery store? Stop in and grab supplies for cookies. A house in your neighborhood? Do a random act of kindness. A restaurant? Well, that’s pretty self-explanatory…

Penny Date:

Rules:
1. Get dressed to go out and grab a penny. 
2. Let your husband choose a number between 10-20. This will be the number of times you flip the penny.
3. Pull out of the driveway and begin. Heads is right. Tails is left.
4. Every time you come to an intersection, flip the penny and turn the corresponding direction.
5. Once you get to the number stop. Look around. Make a date where you are. Grocery store? Stop in and grab supplies for cookies. A house in your neighborhood? Do a random act of kindness. A restaurant? Well, that’s pretty self-explanatory…

(Source: ephesianswife.blogspot.com, via sunshineroad)

April 16, 2014 9:24 am
laughmorebehappy:

Funny Autocorrect Fails: Autocorrect fails! Love these, they’re so funny. LOL #1 http://ichirokanami.tinycontentbytes.me/autocorrect-fails

laughmorebehappy:

Funny Autocorrect Fails: Autocorrect fails! Love these, they’re so funny. LOL #1 http://ichirokanami.tinycontentbytes.me/autocorrect-fails

9:20 am 9:19 am 9:19 am 9:19 am 9:18 am 9:18 am
giantgag-official:

Funny pictures of the day (122 pics) Is This Mini Me ?

giantgag-official:

Funny pictures of the day (122 pics)
Is This Mini Me ?